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Jun 25Liked by Lance Rubin

omg, the Apocalypse COW! Also: "And my second piece of advice: Don’t date him. Don’t think about whoever he is. Okay? We all got a him, a her, a them, somebody you are all into. I spent too much time crushing, Lancer! I was crushing on these hos, and I wasn’t focused on me. And you gotta stop crushing on these hos." 😂

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prepare yourself for the apocalypse cow

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